A 37-year-old guy named Thomas in Maine did the following things on Mother’s Day, none of which I’d imagine his mom was on board with . . .
1. He did a bunch of drugs.
2. He stripped naked.
3. He stole his mom’s car.
4. He got into a high-speed police chase that ended when he jumped out of the moving car in a church parking lot.
5. He ran into the church naked, and it was hosting a drive-up service at the time.
6. He was arrested inside the church after he got into a fight with the cops.
He’s facing several charges, including operating under the influence, unauthorized use of property, driving to endanger, failure to stop for a police officer, and resisting arrest.
DUMBASS!!
Thomas Bouchard Skowhegan Police photograph
