A Florida woman who spent three months in jail for battering her boyfriend in October attacked the man with a hamburger this week.
The chick’s name is Tanya, and she denied that she “smashed the hamburger” into her boyfriend’s face, but cops say that when they got to the trailer park, the 39-year-old boyfriend “had hamburger in his ear.”
The two argued about whether a window in their mobile home (that they share with the dude’s mom), should be open or closed. The dude’s mom owns the trailer. The chick and her boyfriend have four children, and they are ALL under the legal guardianship of one of their grandparents.
The chick said she hoped her boyfriend “choked” on the burger that she shoved into his face. She was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery and released on her own recognizance. She SHOULD have been charged with Burger-y…
REALLY?! DUMBASS!
