Since June 1st about five people have reported seeing a naked runner on trails in Greensboro, North Carolina.
This isn’t the first time this has happened either. Just last year there were reports of a naked runner getting a little exercise in the area.
A lady on the trail said, “He was completely naked, other than running shoes. I will admit, I was looking him up and down, like sort of confirming… are you really naked? Not because I really wanted to see, but just because I was trying to assess the situation.
A representative from the city parks department, who said if anyone sees anything like this, they do need to report it to the police immediately.
Dude, NO ONE wants to see your hot dog flapping all over the place!
DUMBASS!
