Back in January, a 35-year-old guy named Marcus in Portland, Oregon went to the hospital with a gunshot wound to the JUNK.
And he told the cops a homeless man had shot him at a bus stop. But when the cops checked out the area, they couldn’t find any evidence of a shooting.
Then there was the matter of how the bullet traveled through him. Apparently it went through the top of his manhood… through his right testicle… into his upper thigh… and then out of the other side of his thigh. UGGHH!!
The angle showed it went into his junk from above.
And when the cops found the gun in his girlfriend’s car, they figured out what happened: He’d accidentally shot HIMSELF in the junk.
The dumbass dude wasn’t allowed to have a gun because of prior felony convictions, so he was just sentenced to five years and nine months in prison!!
A messed up penis AND 5 years in prison! Don’t know whether to feel sorry for him or call him a dumbass.
DUMBASS!
