Now this is what you call a “suspicious package”…
Airport security in Belgium stopped a UK guy who was flying in from Jamaica. A drug dog singled him out, so they searched him. But they didn’t find any drugs on him.
He did fail a drug test though. So they took him to a hospital to do a full exam.
And it turned out he was hiding four-and-a-half ounces of cocaine in a FAKE PENIS.
They accused him of being a drug mule. He claims he got the drugs in Jamaica while he was there visiting his mom, and brought them back for “personal use.”
Either way, he’s facing up to three years in prison.
DUMBASS
