A Florida dumbass guy “purchased” a Porsche 911 Turbo from a dealership for nearly $140,000. However the $139,203.05 cashier’s check that the 42-year-old man presented bounced, and the car was reported stolen.
This dumbass dude was arrested and he told authorities that the check hadn’t actually come from a bank, but was simply printed off of his home computer.
Before he was nabbed, Kelley made one other stop– to a jewelry store, where he ponied up another phony check, in the amount of $61,521, to pay for three Rolex watches.This time, however, the jeweler held onto the watches to make sure the check cleared first; it didn’t.
The dumbass guy now faces charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle and uttering a false banknote.
DUMBASS!!
