How do we get this guy on the ballot for president?
I mean if we can stupidly get Kanye West on there, why not Boneless Chicken guy…he has more of a platorm and he speaks the truth! Boneless chicken wings are just adult chicken tenders, and you f*&^in know it!
Right next door in the state of Nebraska, a gentleman named Andrew Chrisitansen approached the city council of Lincoln to let them know his straight up feeling about renaming the lie that is ‘Boneless Chicken Wings,’ and it’s a freakin’ riot.
What’s the best about it is that he is quite serious….no laughing and straight to it and his new names make all the sense to me:
- Buffalo Style Chicken Tenders
- Wet Tenders
- Saucy Nuggs
- Trash
This is some fine internet today.
