There’s a 26-year-old guy named Brandon Harmon in Smithfield, Kentucky. And a few weeks ago, he managed to kidnap a POLICE DOG from a sheriff deputy’s yard.
How? He lured the dog over to him with Vienna sausages.
The cops figured it out after they picked up Brandon for trespassing and he asked them if they knew what happened to their dog. They said no . . . and he said he might have an idea. It seems like he’s not a master criminal here.
Anyway, he’s been charged with theft.
DUMBASS!
