28-year-old Emily Owings of Enid, Oklahoma was pulled over last week for not wearing her seatbelt. The only form of ID she had was her medical marijuana card. And when the cops ran her name, they found out she had a suspended license.
But she asked them to just let her go for two reasons. One, it was her birthday. And two, quote, “I have to poop so bad.”
Then the cops found she also had a warrant in another county for fighting a police officer. So they started to arrest her . . . and she sped off.
The cops caught her after a high-speed chase and arrested her on several felony charges.
As they were arresting her, she asked, quote, “Can I poop in your car, man?” There’s no word on whether she did.
DUMBASS!
