Here’s how a stupid, random crime helped the cops bust someone for a not stupid, not random crime.
Cops in University Heights, Ohio got a call at 4:00 in the morning about a drunk 27-year-old chick and a drunk 24-year-old chick fighting in the front yard of a house. Oh . . . and one of them was completely NAKED.
Don’t know the story of exactly how she wound up drunk, naked, and in a fight at that hour . . . but the mind can speculate.
Anyway, the cops came and broke up the fight. And while they were there, they talked to a 27-year-old dumbass guy inside the house . . . and found he was wanted on felony warrants for KIDNAPPING.
So they arrested him, and turned him over to the Cleveland police. All thanks to the naked cat fight in the front yard.
DUMBASSES
