Okay, I’m SO going to apply for this gig!
CableTV.com wants to pay someone $1,000 to watch horror movies for 24 hours straight! The best part is, whoever gets the gig can pick the movies. And they say “anything goes”… as long as it’s horror.
If they choose you, you’ll get $1,000, a $50 Starbucks gift card, and… candy! ALL of my addictions in one!! They HAVE to choose me, dammit!
Okay, so they don’t want any POSERS. You have to be a LEGIT horror fanatic. “Anything goes: gooey gore-fests, monster movies, folk horror, killer clowns, ghost stories, giallo films, psychological thrillers, and even awesomely bad B-flicks.”
It’s spooky season! We’re teaming up with @TeamHSI to pay one horror movie enthusiast $1000 to watch a 24 hour marathon of the scariest movies. For more information and how to enter, visit the link below… if you dare! https://t.co/diApIdzrPb pic.twitter.com/HDHucpU5Zx
— CableTV.com (@CableTV) October 2, 2020
Here are the qualifications CableTV.com listed that need to be met in order considered:
-The sick-cessful candidate is a self-starter with an insatiable lust for nightmare fuel. When others say “Nope,” you say, “Hell, yeah.” You can stay up all night. You’re a US citizen over the age of 18.
-Most importantly, you’re a big horror fan—‘cause we don’t hire posers (not even as interns). You should prefer cult films to blockbusters and probably read Rue Morgue and BloodyDisgusting.com to learn about upcoming fright films.
-If you answered “yes” to those questions and meet our qualifications—you’re the one we stalk.
