I’ll say this about this guy… at least he truly knows who he is and what he wants.
There’s a 51-year-old dude named Michael from Clearwater, Florida. And he’s got a nickname: “Bud Light Mike”.
How’d he get that nickname? He loves Bud Light . . . even if he doesn’t always love it legally.
He’s been arrested twice for carrying open containers of Bud Light . . . he’s also been arrested twice for stealing cases of Bud Light from stores . . . and he was once arrested for skipping out on a bar tab where he’d drank… Bud Light.
And he was true to form on Saturday, when he was caught stealing a 24-pack of Bud Light from a grocery store.
The cops found him nearby along with 21 of the 24 cans and arrested him.
“Like Mike, if I could be like Mike.” Remember the song? Wait, wrong Mike…
DUMBASS!
