As far as improvised getaway plans go, this one isn’t the worst I’ve ever heard. It’s definitely not the BEST . . . but yeah, not the worst.
Last weekend, the cops in Pomona, California tracked down a 32-year-old guy named Leobardo Hernandez in a stolen car.
He took off running, and eventually he busted into an apartment complex . . . and ran into a stranger’s apartment. The apartment was unlocked, and no one was inside.
So Leobardo tried to pretend like he LIVED THERE and he’d been there all along.
He shaved . . . changed his clothes . . . and even started cooking.
The cops tracked him down, and he BURNT the tortillas he was cooking . . . so the fire department also had to come to the scene.
He was arrested on suspicion of burglary, possession of a stolen vehicle, attempted burglary and vandalism under $400.
DUMBASS!
