Last Saturday, the cops in Crestview, Florida pulled over a 29-year-old dude named Steven Coplen for having expired registration.
And they found all sorts of drugs in the car, including heroin and oxycodone.
But Steven had an explanation. He said the pills were fake . . . and as for the heroin, it was a CHOCOLATE LAXATIVE.
The drug-sniffing dog disagreed, and Steven was arrested for drug trafficking and possession.
Ironically, both heroin and opiates are known to cause constipation. So maybe this guy really WAS familiar with the need for laxatives . . . they just weren’t what he had in his car.
DUMBASS!
