Most of the U.S. is covered in snow right now.
Europe has had a ton of snow too. And on Saturday, a dumbass guy in Ukraine was angry that his road wasn’t cleared yet . . . so he decided to confess to a fake MURDER.
He called the cops and said he stabbed his mom’s boyfriend in the chest and wanted to turn himself in. But he said they’d need to bring a plow, because there was no way in or out.
They ended up getting there in an SUV and didn’t bring a plow, so it didn’t work. And when they showed up, the mom’s boyfriend was fine.
It turned out the guy’s road HAD actually been plowed earlier that day, but he didn’t think they did a good enough job.
It doesn’t sound like he’s facing jail time, but he could get hit with a very small, FIVE-DOLLAR fine for filing a false report.
DUMBASS!
