There’s a 56-year-old dude named Glenn Yothers from Unity Township, Pennsylvania. And he’s been the treasurer at his church for the past 12 years.
Well . . . a few years ago, the church’s bills were so far behind that their utilities got shut off. And when the other board members looked into the finances, they found at least $150,000 was missing. That’s when the cops got involved.
It turns out Glenn had embezzled that money over the course of the years . . . and spent most of it on a webcam porn site called Flirt4Free.
But when the cops confronted Glenn, he tried to explain that what he did wasn’t stealing . . . he was donating the money to CHARITY. Because, you see, he was giving the money to the performers on the site to help them out.
He was arrested this week and charged with theft by deception and theft by unlawful taking.
DUMBASS!
