There’s a 34-year-old dude named Clifford in Bismarck, North Dakota. Last year, he was pulled over and the cops found a small bag of meth in his car. But this month, he skipped a court appearance, so there was a warrant out for him.
And when the cops tracked him down on Friday night, he was wearing a shirt with PINOCCHIO on it . . . and the shirt said, “It wasn’t me.” Pinocchio’s nose on the shirt is supposed to look like it’s growing as he says that.
Yep, Clifford was arrested. Jiminy Cricket!
See his epic mugshot with Pinocchio HERE
