College was a blast.
I graduated from Eastern Michigan University back in 2010, 11 years ago? Whoa.
I consider those few years some of my favorite of my life! Learned a ton, got my degree, and yea….I drank a ton too. Also gained a few lifetime friends as well. Probably my favorite is how I met my friend Brad (It’s not his real name, but I gotta protect ya know?)
So how did I meet this man? It’s quite the story.
I was sitting in my dorm room one night at Eastern Michigan University and my friends down the hall witnessed something glorious. Brad down the hall was piss ass drunk and stumbled into his dorm room that night, where his roommate Steve was watching TV seeing this display of drunk Brad. One thing about Brad is that for some reason he loved taking a shower when he was drunk.
The bathrooms in each room were just a shower stall, and that night, Brad sat on the floor of the shower and passed out. What Brad didn’t know was that he sat on the drain of the shower, which then proceeded to spill out onto the floor of the dorm just flooding the living area.
Steve noticed this happening, got up and started banging on the locked door, “BRAD WAKE UP MAN! YOU’RE FLOODING THE ROOM!”
Brad in drunken relaxed drain clogging voice, “Just 5 more minutes man.” As water is FLOWING out the bottom of the door.
Steve got into the bathroom, turned off the water and lifted Brad’s drunk wet naked ass into his loft. The next morning I heard about this whole story, I ran into the room to see the carnage and met Brad for the first time ever and celebrated his achievement. From that point forward, we were the best of friends, became roommates the next year, and still are great friends.
If his ass didn’t plug up the drain that night, I don’t know what the future would hold.
