A 38-year-old chick named Johanna in Worcester, Massachusetts stole a truck on Tuesday morning. The cops caught up with her, but she wouldn’t pull over, so the chase was on.
She blew through red lights, drove on the wrong side of the road, into oncoming traffic. She crashed into a crap ton of cars, but was still able to get away. Cops called off their pursuit for safety reasons.
At that point, this Johanna chick got a fire up her butt for some McDonald’s. So she hit up a drive-thru. (???)
Cops weren’t actively CHASING her, but they DID track her down in the drive-thru line. She tried to get away . . . again . . . but she ended up crashing into a pile of mulch on the McDonald’s property.
She was arrested, and is facing a dozen charges . . . including failure to stop for police, leaving the scene of an accident with personal injury, assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon, malicious mischief to motor vehicle, disturbing the peace, and disorderly conduct.
This all went down at like 8:45 in the morning, so you’d think she would’ve ordered a McMuffin, but she ordered chicken McNuggets. She’s all sorts of dumbassy!
See video of part of the chase HERE
