A dude in Russia walked into a sex shop on Saturday and tried to rob the place. He pulled out a small knife and told the cashier to give him the money in the register.
But instead, she reached under the counter and pulled out an 18-inch, flesh-colored SEX TOY, and started beating him over the head with it.
It was all caught on security footage. (Watch below)
She ended up chasing him through the store and out the front entrance.
It’s not clear if the cops tracked him down.
Cue the song, “My ding a ling, my ding a ling”
DUMBASS
