Cops were originally called about a disturbance at an apartment building in Iowa City last Saturday around 3:00 am. When they showed up, they found a 19-year-old dude named Kyle Clark and another dude “face to face yelling at each other.”
Kyle saw the cops and started walking away. Then the cops noticed that he “had a very large bulge under his shirt near the waist line like he was trying to hide something.” When they asked him if he had weed in his shirt, Kyle walked down some stairs which turned out to be a dead end.
As the cops were cuffing him, “a very large bag of marijuana fell from under his shirt. He claimed it wasn’t his.”
He was charged with felony and misdemeanor drug counts and booked into the Johnson County jail. He was released later that morning.
I mean come on, dude… Just fess up. The weed fell out of your damn shirt lol.
Dumbass!
