A 52-year-old dude in Louisiana named Jessie Terry tried to break into his neighbor’s apartment around 2:00 A.M. yesterday morning.
He tried to open the back door, and it doesn’t sound like he got inside. But the woman who lives there called the cops.
He was back home when they showed up, but admitted he did try to break in. And he said he did it because a, quote, “BIG SNAKE told him to open the victim’s door and go inside.” (???)
Not sure if he owns a snake and thought it was talking to him, or just imagined the whole thing. But he told the cops he’d smoked a bunch of crack less than an hour before it happened.
It turns out he’s got a long rap sheet. He’s facing charges for disturbing the peace, and unauthorized entry of an inhabited dwelling, which is a felony.
“Crack is whack”
Here’s his MUGSHOT
