BRIAN’S BRAIN BUSTER – Men are twice as likely as women to do this in the month of March. What is it? ANSWER: Call in sick.
Interesting to note, I got a message on the Fairfax State Savings Bank text line. The individual’s guess was “A vasectomy, so they can watch basketball.” While not right, the answer does have some merit to it. Last year, ESPN claimed a 50% bump in this surgery during March.
ALSO IN SPORTS – Both the Iowa State Women & Men’s basketball teams reached the Sweet Sixteen in their respective tournaments. The women face Creighton on Friday, the men face Miami (FL) on Friday night.
The Iowa Hawkeye Women were defeated by Creighton in a close contest 64-62.
The UNI Men’s basketball team fell to BYU on Saturday, 90-71.
DAILY DUMBASS – A man from St. Louis tried to carjack two police officers on Saturday morning. Problem is; it was a FULLY MARKED POLICE CAR! The officers were able to capture the man and no one was injured.
MAURY POVICH’S show “Maury” is ending after a 31-year run. Povich is 83 and expected to retire. Who is going to tell us “You Are Not The Father” now? I’ve included some of the best below.
