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Iowa Ranks 34th in Likeness to Survive an Alien Invasion

By Ned Jun 13, 2023 | 12:59 PM

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At least we’re not Nebraska.

So what if the movie ‘Independance Day’ became reality and we depended on Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, and Randy Quaid to save the planet?

In a new study from the New York Post, readers were asked to rate how they felt would be the best states to survive an alien invasion! The study took account in landscape and terrain, defense, science and medical resources, and food and manufacturing….I mean, we gotta take those bastards down! So….could Iowa hold off our new alien overloads?

Iowa ranks #34.

Well that ain’t great, but at least we aren’t Nebraska where our neighboring state ranks 46th! Ouch…

#1 goes to Virginia why? Cause the damn CIA is there, they have the lowdown on everything as we speak! But ranking at #50? Nevada….cause well….Area 51….the aliens are heading there first.

Someone call Randy Quaid, I mean he dusted crops….he’s clearly the man for the job.