Cops in Tyler, Texas are on the hunt for a dude who broke into a mall to steal a bag of Dippin’ Dots.
To get in, the dude dropped through the ceiling like he was Tom Cruise in “Mission Impossible” or something. But he didn’t have any crazy tactical gear. He was wearing a polo, and pulled off the whole mission “while licking on a sucker.” (???)
He was also able to leave through the same hole in the ceiling where he entered. And even more strange… he didn’t take anything other than the Dippin’ Dots. There’s no word on who this guy is. He’s still on the run.
I guess he really had a craving for some tiny sweet tasting balls.
