A dude was out driving his pickup near Lake Waco in Texas earlier this month, when he cut off some local game wardens who were patrolling the area. Then, he started driving on the wrong side of the road.
The wardens pulled him over, and when they approached the truck, the driver couldn’t understand what they were talking about. So, he went to turn down his music. He struggled with that, because he only had one free hand.
So, he handed one of the wardens the OPEN BEER he was holding in his other hand so he could concentrate. (Cue applause.)
So they asked him to do a sobriety test. The dude stumbled out of the truck, and failed the test. He was handed over to the cops and arrested.
DUMBASS
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