Have you ever been speeding down the highway, only to see a cop car, and they DON’T pull you over? Lucky break, right? Well, have you ever considered going to the station and asking WHY they didn’t come after you?
A 62-year-old dude in Wyoming did something similar, when he called 911 last Thursday and asked why he WASN’T arrested. He said his house was raided, and he had some meth, and yet he was NOT hauled to the station. Valid question.
The thing is: The cops never raided his house, and didn’t plan to. He apparently just imagined the whole thing . . . WHILE ON METH.
So, they went to check on him . . . found him driving down the road . . . and pulled him over. The guy failed sobriety tests, and told the cops that he used meth a day and a half before, and was still high.
And THEN he was arrested. (Cue applause.)
DUMBASS
