A 40-year-old dude named Jeremy in St. George, Utah is behind bars after walking into a church naked.
On Sunday, cops got tons of reports of a man who stripped naked inside a church.
Apparently he “stripped off his underwear, and while completely nude, removed various items from the trunk of his Jeep, scattering them on the church lawn.” There were around 100 people inside the church when he walked in, including children!
Witnesses at the church told cops they were terrified that there was about to be a shooting at the church. The guy slammed a child’s car seat onto a table and knocked the sacrament tray and water onto the ground and was shouting.
He took off in a car, but cops found him at his house and arrested him.
He faces possible charges of lewdness, lewdness involving a child, and several more.
Sounds like meth to me. DUMBASS
