In honor of Throwback Thursday, what is the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in high school?
I was a sophomore, and had a crush on a dude named Dirk. It was time for P.E. Our teacher had us line up to warm up with jumping jacks, and Dirk was directly behind me. We all start counting out jumping jacks, and by the 10th one… I knew I wouldn’t be able to hold the fart in anymore. All you hear is “BRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMP!” My ass let out the loudest, deepest fart of my life. It felt like the world was moving in slow motion.
Right after my ass explosion, all I hear is “OH. MY. GOD.” from Dirk. I ran off to the locker room and bawled like a little baby. I told the teacher that I felt sick and went home. He never asked me out. His loss, dammit lol.
