A 28-year-old dude in Pennsylvania was convinced someone had messed with the CD player in his car last Saturday. He thought they replaced the parts, so they could spy on him. And guess what? He was on meth. (Shocker!)
He lives near Lancaster, in the southeast corner of the state. But he doesn’t trust the cops there.
So he decided to drive more than four hours across the state to a police station in Punxsutawney to file a report there instead.
As soon as he told them about the CD player, they knew he was on drugs. It turned out he also hadn’t slept in days.
They arrested him after they found meth in his car along with other drug-related stuff. No word on what they’re charging him with yet.
Dumbass
