Cops in Madison, Wisconsin are looking for two guys accused of stealing a bronze sculpture of Humpty Dumpty sitting on a TOILET.
The name of the piece is “Dumpty Humpty.” The artist says it’s worth $1,400.
She was selling stuff at an art fair on Saturday and noticed two dudes hanging out near her booth, who seemed suspicious. Then she left for a minute. And when she came back, they were gone, and so was the statue.
Cops posted a few security shots and hope someone can I.D. them. They think at least one of them is a college kid in his early 20s.
They also released a photo of the sculpture, which shows Humpty . . . mid-dumpty . . . with his pants down around his ankles.
“Humpty Dumpty sat on a crapper, Humpty Dumpty felt much better after.”
Click HERE to see the sculpture.
Click HERE to see a pic of the two suspects.
