A dude named Jason Bradley in Lombard, Illinois robbed a bank and thought he got away with it until he got home where the cops were waiting for him.
He was charged Tuesday with robbing a bank with fireworks duct taped to his waist.
He went into the bank Monday afternoon wearing no gloves or hat, just a paper face mask. He handed the teller a note that said, “I need everything from your drawer or WE ALL DIE!!!”
THEN he unzipped his sweatshirt to show off a “device strapped to his waist that looked like a bomb”. BUT it was actually fireworks.
A teller hit the silent alarm and handed over $800 of traceable bills.
Then this dumbass got into his getaway car which was registered to HIM… So cops found out who he was and drove over to his house to wait for him to get home.
The cops talked to his wife while waiting, and she said that her husband called and told her that he robbed a bank and even sent her a text with a pic of the cash. Then he sent her a text asking, “Nobody has been looking for me? Nothing? Wtf.”
He finally went home to a house full of cops and they arrested him.
DUMBASS!
Get the full story with pics and video courtesy of KCRG HERE
