A 33-year-old chick in Kentucky named Crystal Denham recently borrowed a SEX TOY from her neighbor, and refused to give it back. And it gets weirder: Her neighbor is also her COUSIN . . . and he’s a GUY. (???)
His name is Michael Barton. He showed up at her place two Saturdays ago, and said he wanted the toy back. Not sure what kind of toy it was, or how long she’d had it.
She refused to hand it over . . . told him to get off her property . . . grabbed a kitchen knife . . . and STABBED him with it.
She said he grabbed her by the elbow, and that’s why she stabbed him. He says she was just “acting crazy,” and stabbed him as he was trying to leave. Luckily he wasn’t seriously hurt, and refused medical treatment.
Crystal was sweeping her porch when cops showed up, and got into a “fighting stance” when they tried to arrest her. But they eventually got her into custody.
She’s facing charges for assault, disorderly conduct, menacing, and resisting arrest.
Here’s her PHOTO
Who borrows sex toys to begin with… especially from a relative?! Keepin’ it in the family I guess.
