Monday’s can be rough. I hope that your Monday isn’t as bad as:
A woman in Washington State lost her phone while using a vault toilet. In an attempt to retrieve her cellphone, she tried to dismantle the toilet, then used her dog’s leashes to help support her. She fell in.
Firefighters were able to pull her to safety and wash her down. She was strongly encouraged to seek medical attention after being exposed to human waste. MORE DETAILS
The “Iron Gwazi” rollercoaster at Busch Gardens in Tampa may have been a little too intense for one rider. The rider (who was not identified) “ended” up having an accident. The photo that is circling the ‘net shows the workers cleaning the affected car. There was no word on if others were affected during the ride. MORE DETAILS
BRIAN’S BRAIN BUSTER – According to a survey, 40% of people have lied to a friend to avoid this. What?
P1 Nation Guesses:
Stevie via Facebook – “Loaning them money.”
Dustin B. via Facebook – “How cute their kids are.”
Carissa via text – “Putting on pants.
ACTUAL ANSWER – Helping them move.
DAILY DUMBASS– A man went to pick up his kid from school in British Columbia, Canada. The problem was that the vehicle had no passenger side door, an open rear-end and no seatbelts. It wasn’t a Jeep.
The driver was handed tickets for not having insurance, for a defective vehicle, operating a vehicle without seatbelts and failing to produce a driver’s license.
B.C. Mounties removed the vehicle from the road “permanently.”
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SPORTS – NBA Legend and TNT basketball commentator, Charles Barkley may have travelled too far when describing defense in this segment.
Charles Barkley: master banging analyst. Enjoy: pic.twitter.com/lypVYFacp0
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 22, 2022
