The only way this story gets topped is if a guy named Pepé Le Pew is busted for unwanted touching next week . . .
A 35-year-old guy in Georgia named SPEEDY GONZALEZ just got arrested after several months on the run. (That’s ACTUALLY his legal name!)
Cops had been looking for him since late January after he stole more than $3,000 worth of checks from a guy’s mailbox.
They’d been tracking him since March, and finally arrested him on Saturday after a cop pulled him over in his car. It’s not clear if he tried to outrun them or not.
He’s facing charges for forgery, identity fraud, and theft by deception. He also had outstanding warrants in Georgia and Alabama.
DUMBASS!
Speedy Gonzalez has been captured. He was arrested during a traffic stop on Saturday, April 25, and booked into the Gwinnett County Jail. According to the arrest report, Speedy also has warrants through the Forsyth County Sheriff’s Office.
Details: https://t.co/wQ6KS6i3NY https://t.co/0yZlSNfDe2 pic.twitter.com/J8KORr5CA0
— Gwinnett County Police (@GwinnettPd) April 27, 2020
