A man on a motorcycle fled from cops in Portland because “he always goes to jail” when stopped by police.
Cops saw the 35-year-old dumbass dude driving at high speeds on his motorcycle and tried to pull him over. He drove away at a high rate of speed and the cop didn’t pursue.
Then about two-minutes later, another cop saw the motorcycle driving at high speeds but again the cop didn’t pursue. The Air Support Unit notified cops where he was, and they found the motorcycle in a driveway up against a fence and a K-9 tracked down the dumbass.
The man was arrested and he told cops he fled from them because “he always goes to jail when he is stopped by police.”
Hmm… Gee, wonder why that is…
DUMBASS!
