A 27-year-old dumbass guy named Herbert went to a gas station in Clearwater, Florida around 2:00 A.M. last Tuesday . . . and when the clerk was distracted, he reached over the counter and stole $102 worth of lottery scratchers.
THEN he came back to the store a few hours later to cash in the $30 prize he’d won on one of them.
The employees immediately recognized him as the dumbass who’d stolen the lottery tickets and called the cops.
Herbert was arrested for petit theft and dealing in stolen property.
DUMBASS!
