The cops in LaFollette, Tennessee got a call when someone saw a TOPLESS WOMAN in their yard chewing on their miniature horse’s mane.
That woman turned out to be 47-year-old Cynthia Teeple. And when the cops got there and asked her what she was doing, she said, quote, “The horse’s hair is made of Laffy Taffy and Airheads.”
Cynthia had taken METH earlier that day. And before she moved onto the horse’s mane for dessert, she’d also chewed some grass and dirt in the yard.
She was arrested for public intoxication.
DUMBASS!
