Daniel Rizza, a dumbass dude in Pennsylvania is in prison after cops say he called for help after running out of gas in a stolen SUV.
The 20-year-old dumbass called state police and asked for help after running out of gas in a gray Audi, but when he was told a trooper was responding he said he didn’t want a cop coming, then hung up.
The trooper found out as he drove to “save” the dumbass, that a gray Audi had been reported stolen earlier that day.
The cops showed up and confirmed it was indeed… stolen.
The dumbass was charged with a felony count of receiving stolen property.
Smart criminals have AAA. Way to go, dumbass.
