Well, s**t. If someone can invent a damn pillow with a built-in hand to hold, I need to up my game and invent something…
This is beyond ridiculous and hilarious, but this chick named Madeline Robertson did indeed invent a pillow that has a built-in cloth hand you can hold. She was just granted a patent for it! She invented it for all the lonely people. (I’m confused.. Isn’t that why sex dolls were invented?)
She says the hand will be made of a different material than the pillow, so it feels different when you lock fingers with it. (Not creepy at all. PLEASE tell me it’s not going to made of silicone.)
There’s no word on if or when she plans on making these pillows. But hey, thanks to this patent, she’s the ONLY one who can make them.
To see the patent to this special hand pillow, click HERE
Creepy or cool?
