A dude in Florida was arrested for DUI after a cop watched him sleep through THREE green lights at an intersection in his white Caddy.
The cop walked up to the car, knocked on the window, then watched as the dude woke up and drove away.
The cop flipped on his cherries and was able to catch up to this dumbass after a short chase.
The cop put the dude in handcuffs and noticed that he reeked of booze. His eyes were also glassy and his speech was slurred.
The driver, Jimmy Blanco, 28, told the cop that he drove away because he didn’t know who the cop was, even though he was in uniform. Then said that he hadn’t been drinking even though there was an empty Modelo beer can on the floor of the car.
This dumbass refused to do field sobriety and breath tests. He was arrested for fleeing and eluding as well as DUI.
DUMBASS!











