How do you define a “hero”? And does this count?
A 24-year-old dumbass dude in Slovakia walked into a gas station on Tuesday and tried to rob the place.
He took money from the register . . . punched an employee . . . and threatened to kill them. Then he walked to an office in back and tried to open the safe.
Now, it’s not clear if he got the safe open or not. But it was a while before cops got there, so he could have gotten away.
But during all this, a 36-year-old woman walked into the store, and decided to distract him until cops got there . . . by offering him ORAL FAVORS.
She started ‘servicing’ him in the back office while one of the workers called cops. And he was still half-naked when they showed up.
She stopped when they busted in and said something like, “Take him away.”
It’s not clear why she opted to do what she did. But it worked, and the guy is now in jail.
This gives a whole new meaning to “Full service gas station”.
Here’s some video footage of the thief.
