On Thursday, a dude and a chick in St. Louis stole a van that was running outside a gas station while the driver popped inside.
There were two big things these dumbasses probably didn’t realize, though.
One: The van belonged to a funeral home.
And two: There was a BODY in the back.
The cops tracked down the couple and the van on Friday morning at Walmart after a random person followed them there. And fortunately, the body was still inside.
There’s no word on what charges the thieves will be facing.
DUMBASSES!
