A dude in Texas who chased a female hiker through the woods in the nude says that he was only naked because he had to take a dump.
The chick says the 53-year-old dude was chasing her in Sam Houston National Forest while she was on a hike.
When the cops showed up, the chick told them that she had seen the dude walk out from some trees and started walking towards her. She took off running, thinking he was chasing her, BUT said she never looked back to ACTUALLY see if he was chasing her.
While the cops were talking with the chick, they say a shirtless dude exit the trail. Cops cuffed him and he admitted that he had stripped naked at one point to take an emergency dump, but said he never saw anyone else around.
He was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.
Hey… when ya gotta go, you gotta go! I don’t see what the problem is here. Not sure who the dumbass is in this situation.
