Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Ball Bag"

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Brian Marshall, Boston Mike in for us today.

So figured he'd swing on in.

We were just talking about vehicles off the air.

You know, Hyundai and Kia have now created something that I feel like your creative juices might be good for.

Okay.

What's this?

The airbag that Hyundai and Kia are talking about creating is a new seat mounted airbag in vehicles for your crotch.

Really?

Yeah.

It would deploy from the seat base between the person's thighs.

Keeping them in place during an accident so the driver and rider can't slide forward Wow, is the mouth on it proportionate or is it like an oversized mouth?

It's a t-shape It's linked inflatable horizontal bar on top or held in position by the fabric tether at each end So the horizontal section will deploy over the occupants thighs so they remain on the seat my worry is It

has teeth, right?

Yes, that's that's my worry too.

Yes

second

is if somebody's, you know, America's getting a little bit bigger, right?

They're talking about removing seats from airlines because Americans are getting bigger.

Oh, I see.

So you're worried that they're going to have a big girl come out of there instead of, you know,

I wasn't going to say a big girl.

I was just going to say big thighs and suddenly it's an injection seat.

We're gonna save you in a crash.

And the ball bag will make you sure that you fly come flying.

Well, that's what this thing is.

It's in the seat.

Oh, my God.

That's hysterical.

So you have the side impact airbag.

You have the main airbag.

You have the ball bag and say one point you're going to just get like that.

That meme that you see with the girls surrounded by all the guys.

It's just the airbag, airbag, airbag, airbag.

Oh,

my

God.

Are you talking about Bukaki video?

videos on the air.

No,

they're

airbag videos.