Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Daily Dumbass / Slim Jim Attack"

Today's

Daily Dumbass, Corey checked in with this one here earlier today.

It's Florida again.

Florida is just absolutely killing it lately with Daily Dumbasses.

40 year old Florida woman named Casey went into a gas station convenience store Monday and decided she wanted to start shoplifting.

The clerk behind the counter caught her

And there was an argument between the two.

So Casey made her way to the door and the clerk ran over and confronted her.

Casey then pushed the clerk and proceeded to strike her with two Slim Jim beef sticks that she was stealing.

Not clear if they were still in their packaging at this point, but you're getting beat with Slim Jims.

The clerk was not injured, but Casey, who admitted to the Slim Jim attack, was arrested and charged with simple assault and theft.

If you need a little excitement, well, I'll let Macho

Man say it.