Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tequila"

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

You will notice the benefits of tequila almost immediately.

Stop hiding and start living with tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use tequila.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try tequila.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, loss of your wife, loss of your husband, loss...

Ah, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, desire to sing karaoke, play all night, rounds with a bokeh, and truth or dare, and naked twister.

Oh, anyway.

Tequila.

Leave shyness behind.

Ask your doctor if Tequila is right for you.