Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Lookin' For Love In All The Wrong Places"

You know that friend who's still single because they always date the wrong individual?

Well someone's pet emu escaped from their enclosure near Minneapolis last week after the emu thought that he found his soulmates.

Emu's name is Erasmus.

His owner said that he had been pacing back and forth by his property fence for a few days.

Erasmus had his eyes set on something in the neighbor's yard.

Turned out he thought the neighbor's Frisbegolf goal was a

another emu.

So Erasmus would scale the fence, hoping to mate with it.

Erasmus, I play this for you

today.