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The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Aug 8, 2023
Recently on a flight, this has gone viral, and the fact that a pilot has decided to lay down the ground rules before the plane even leaves the ground.
Remember, the flight attendants are permanently here for your safety after that.
They're here to make the flight more enjoyable.
They're going to take care of you guys, but you will listen to what they have to say because they represent my will in the cockpit or in the cabin.
People should treat people the way you want to be treated.
But I have to say, in every single flight, because people don't.
They're selfish and rude.
Don't lean on other people.
Don't fall asleep on other people.
Don't pass out on other people or drool on them unless you've talked about it.
And they have a weather-resistant jacket.
Little Cedars, I know it stinks to be in the middle.
Raise your hand.
All right, nobody's listening.
Fine.
You own both armrests.
That is my gift to you.
Welcome aboard our
fleet.
How about this?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
And if I so much as hear a peep out of you in 9B, I will pull this plane over and there will be hell to pay!
The Rock 108 Morning Show.
