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The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Apr 9, 2024
Well, every time I come on, I think I'm either, like, before or following the news.
So these are the top five Cedar Rapids news headlines that will happen sooner than you think.
Okay.
Number five, city, still losing money, just talking about casino that doesn't exist.
And I love your newscast voice.
You like my news voice?
Please.
That's cool, yeah.
Please.
Number four, armed teachers, shoot for four-day work week.
That's a violent pun.
Number three, the AI artificial intelligence developed by Collins Aerospace still calls it Rockwell.
Yes.
Number two, the city proposes building a new floodwall to protect the unfinished floodwall.
Put another one around.
I see in 2036.
Yeah.
Number one, stop lights to be incorporated at roundabouts.
Oh, no.
It'll mess everybody up.
I can't figure it out anyways.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
So
yesterday you have the eclipse going on around here what 86 90% totality in the area so you get the feeling like when you're driving that it's like you're wearing sunglasses but you weren't so that threw you off just a little bit but then
There were places where it absolutely went dark.
In Dallas, there happened to be a weather forecaster from Mississippi that wanted to be a part of it.
Chief meteorologist David Hartman got a little emotional.
Well, we are almost to totality here.
The skies have cleared off.
I'm going to get emotional.
This is just unbelievable.
Here we go.
It's just about to go total.
Look at the diamond ring specs.
There's a small cloud and you see a halo.
Unbelievable.
And there it is!
And now that it's done, and now that it's over with, and you gotta put your glasses somewhere, there's a chance you could be feeling blue today.
And there's science to back this up too.
Luckily for you, and for David Hartman, there is
help.
Your eyelids.
Thanks to these two pieces of skin, you can have darkness wherever you are, whenever you want.
Just close your eyes and voila!
It's your own personal eclipse.
Sometimes they'll close on their own for a surprise eclipse, like when you watch golf on TV.
Or listen to your spouse gripe about work.
Your eyelids.
Don't let the sun bring you down.
The Rock 108
Morning Show!
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
apartment?
